Thursday, July 20, 2006

Do I smell bad?

Have I had difficulty finding a long term relationship because I’ve unknowingly worn pisswater-scented cologne for the last decade? Is Amber onto something, ladies? See her posting and my response requesting additional information.

2 comments (leave yours):

Misemployed In Minneapolis said...

I often wonder why I haven't found my husband yet. I know it's hard to believe but I would much rather be married. Or at least have a boyfriend at this point. I know I don't smell bad. I get compliments on my perfume ALL. THE. TIME. And not just from clients either. I also get botox injections in my armpits, so B.O. is a thing of the past. So I wonder....WTF?

Jeremy said...

I go through phases where I revel in being single and doing my own thing, then I get into modes like I am now: MUST FIND GIRLFRIEND. MUST SETTLE DOWN. *grin* But I have been complimented on my cologne more than a few times by women. I think some of it is the combination of the cologne and the fabric softener I use. It smells friggin' fantastic! It's like Axe fabric softener or some shit! Ok, not really.