Saturday, June 24, 2006
Star Tribune, master of the obvious
I was quickly scanning the Star Tribune headlines via my handy dandy RSS bookmark in Firefox yesterday and noticed this one. A ridiculous headline for a very sad story.
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Really? Because what's so sad about a toddler being bludgeoned to death, huh?
Long time lurker. Your blog is the funniest shit EVAH!
Thanks, ange! I tried to give a dead kid some dignity, but you fucked it up. *grin* So here are some more obvious headlines.
"Ham sandwich marked by deliciousness"
"1983 Ford Escort marked by shittiness"
"Study: men want women to leave after sex is finished"