In the ongoing and entertaining vein of interesting searches directing people to my site, yesterday's winner was a google search for "pez boobie". Pez boobie??? So is this dude (assuming it's a dude) looking for bosom-shaped Pez dispensers? Or for women who've enhanced their breasts with implants equipped with Pez-firing machine guns? Delicious, but deadly!

And then there's poor Roomba. I'm a few days overdue for changing its filter. You're supposed to do it every couple months. I've failed you in this relationship, Roomba. I've taken you for granted, and I apologize. You will get your new filter tonight. I swear! I make no further promises about not pressuring you for anal sex, however.