Hotter than balls

Another 90+ degree, muggy day out there today. Yesterday it hit 97 with a heat index of 99. Boo. We've certainly seen hotter days, but usually in July and August. Not May. The normal high for this time of year is the mid-70's. I didn't venture outside all day during the day yesterday. I hunkered down in my fortress of solitude cooled by central air. Finally at about 8:30 last night, when it had cooled down into the low 90's and when the sun was not beating down, I ventured out for Chinese food and groceries. I thought about stopping by Dairy Queen for a cool french silk pie Blizzard, but I didn't have enough patience for the full parking lot and long line of cars in the drive through. Stupid other people wanting to do the same thing that I want to do and getting there before me. Fuck society. It's my turn NOW!

This morning I braved muggy mid-80's (tolerable, but uncomfortably moist) to go pick up my friend at the airport after her trip to Denver. Sure I was in an air-conditioned car the whole time, but afterward I replaced the blade and some other parts on my mower. I sweated like your mom in church.

Tonight I'm heading to Uptown for some Thai food and drinks. Hope it's less hot than balls by then. Balls are hot. Sweaty and hot. 'Least mine are right now.