I was just informed that today is Butt Sex Tuesday. Not just today, but EVERY Tuesday! Why was I not told earlier? So whether you are straight, gay, or not sure where you fall, today is the day to give up dat azz.
Now if you are like me and not a big fan of poop chute lovin' (no worries about being pressured into that sort of thing by me, ladies), you don't absolutely have to pound browneye. You don't even have to be a catcher. But put something up there just to be sure. Maybe a pen, a carrot, a mailing tube, some sort of soft-shelled crab, or a kitten. It is Butt Sex Tuesday after all.
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P.S. Be sure the kitten is declawed. I--er...I mean a friend learned that the hard way.
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