Grace, I'm sorry about the indoor swimming pool at your new apartment complex. I followed all of the posted rules to a 'T' except the one that got you evicted. I read the sign about no running, no swearing, pushing or shoving. I did none of those. I even obeyed the whimsical sign that said, "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way." But I just could not abide the "No shitting off the high dive." sign.

Sorry again,

-Jeremy