I love Halloween. Though NOBODY invited me to any cool H'ween parties this year. Boo on them. But I can look back fondly on the crazy 'ween I spent on Bourbon Street in New Olreans last year. I should dig up some pics and post 'em. Mmm...I can taste the Hurricanes.

So usually about 4 bags of candy bars are about enough for me to give the kiddies two bars each, but I'm getting slammed tonight. And to the kid who showed up in a blue zipped up sweatshirt and announced he was a blue monster--TRY HARDER!! You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude. If your parents won't help you with your Halloween costume now, they sure as hell won't pay for you to go to college. Better get used to making fries and reeking of beef tallow.

But seriously, I love those little fuckers. To be a kid in a blue sweatshirt again...